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Brewfest And Grandma
Sep. 20th, 2010 08:04 am2 things of note this morning.
1) I've been extremely drunk since this morning, around 6am. Why? BREWFEST. It's only natural to wake up and drink a meal of liquid bread.
2) Grandma believes coffee is bad for me and is yelling at me when I get a cup. Clearly she believes in Ellen G White which I don't. I believe the woman was a loony. Clearly I need to stop drinking coffee around her before I, or she, has a frickin stroke.
Like I said to Kelli, "If grandma knew I was drinking coffee AND drunk even in a video game, she'd have a heart attack."
1) I've been extremely drunk since this morning, around 6am. Why? BREWFEST. It's only natural to wake up and drink a meal of liquid bread.
2) Grandma believes coffee is bad for me and is yelling at me when I get a cup. Clearly she believes in Ellen G White which I don't. I believe the woman was a loony. Clearly I need to stop drinking coffee around her before I, or she, has a frickin stroke.
Like I said to Kelli, "If grandma knew I was drinking coffee AND drunk even in a video game, she'd have a heart attack."
