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“So what are we looking at?”

[Sound of screeching tires]

“Speed. Unheard of in a man his age.”

[A man ducking ninja in a fast paced breakaway.]

“Strength and combat skills far beyond the norm.”

[Numerous ninja leap out at the opponent who fights them all back in a flurry of martial arts – and then stops to wring his hands out and rub his legs]

“Most importantly, we’ve got a name. Jackie Chan.”

“Chan?”

[A shot of the man running along a train and leaping from the end of it to land without harm.]

“I went to college with him.”

“CIA College?”

“No, just regular college college.”

[Numerous shots of said man getting whacked on the head by two fingers.]

“He was a klutz.”

[cut to the man who is revealed to be Jackie Chan.]

“Ooooh bad day.”

[Numerous action sequences in both animated and live action capping off with a scene of Shendu pulling himself out of the wall. Shendu roars.]

JCA: The 12 Talismans
Fall 2010