A Traitor to my very Existence

I find the taste of heavily creamed and sugared coffee to be GOOD unlike that putrid black swill restaurants serve at best. The only hitch is that it has to be brewed at my house, not anywhere else.

I'm going to call this 1 out of 4. Drinking Coffee, Liking It and Liking the Taste of Homebrew, and wondering when in the world I started to drink this stuff. Three of those dignify my only recourse and the fourth is what I'm experiencing right now.