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drunkenpandaren) wrote2006-07-08 08:23 pm
drunkenpandaren) wrote2006-07-08 08:23 pm
Final Fantasy VII Silly
This happened because of an idle thought and the fact that like Spock and McCoy, like Goten and Trunks, like Inu-Yasha and Miroku, you have to share your body sooner or later.
The Problem With Naming Schemes
Written by Shaun Garin
Final Fantasy VII is owned by Square-Enix Co of Japan. No Moogles were harmed in the making of this fiction.
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It was a universal trait that spanned all facets of reality; if you mess with magic, prepare to suffer the consequences. Honestly, in their opinion it wasn’t quite the problem once you got around the fact that they were now sharing bodies, or rather combined into one non-freakish whole, but that was mostly due to the mis-fired spell and the Crystal of Boola Boola that was sitting in the alcove of natural rock.
The biggest problem they were having was that the new formation of womanhood was having problems deciding on a name.
“So let’s see,” said Yuffie, ticking off a small list on a small pad she carried around as part of an always be prepared motto. “You won’t accept the name we gave you…”
“Mostly because it’s not right to call a girl a whatever,” replied the currently nameless girl in a double-trebled voice.
“Right, and let’s see… okay, what about Ti-ers?”
“Sounds more like tires to me,” said Barret, shaking his head. The girl gave him a glare.
“Aerfa?” put in Yuffie, scratching out the first name.
“I’m going to be making fart jokes. Just try and stop me,” pointed out Cid helpfully. The girl kicked his shin.
“Well I’m stumped,” said Yuffie, tucking her pencil and pad away into her pants pocket. “Why couldn’t have you two been concentrating on other random packs of monsters instead of this one?”
“Clear shot?” offered the nameless girl. She sighed and got to her feet, dusting her pink dress off. “Look, it’s clear that I’m not going to answer to either Tifa or Aerith so we’ll just find a neutral name and stick with it.”
“Afixith,” supplied Vincent, finally speaking up.
“Out of all of those names,” said Cloud finally, “It’s not too bad.”
“Fine, whatever,” said the new girl. “Anyone have any clue of how long this’ll last?”
“Grandfather may know,” said Nanaki. “That odd crystal has been bundled up and stowed away. He may be able to tell how long this effect will last.”
The girl sighed and said, “Afixith it is.”
With that, the slender frame of Aerith Gainsbrough, her green eyes and long hair walked away along with Tifa Lockheart’s fashion sense, assets, muscle culture and dark hair colour. The odd combination of the two girls intrigued the group, but her temper short, and the rest of the group hung back as she single handily decimated a pack of random monsters.
“Well spike-head, looks like you don’t have to choose after all,” smirked Barret. Cloud could only glare.
The Problem With Naming Schemes
Written by Shaun Garin
Final Fantasy VII is owned by Square-Enix Co of Japan. No Moogles were harmed in the making of this fiction.
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It was a universal trait that spanned all facets of reality; if you mess with magic, prepare to suffer the consequences. Honestly, in their opinion it wasn’t quite the problem once you got around the fact that they were now sharing bodies, or rather combined into one non-freakish whole, but that was mostly due to the mis-fired spell and the Crystal of Boola Boola that was sitting in the alcove of natural rock.
The biggest problem they were having was that the new formation of womanhood was having problems deciding on a name.
“So let’s see,” said Yuffie, ticking off a small list on a small pad she carried around as part of an always be prepared motto. “You won’t accept the name we gave you…”
“Mostly because it’s not right to call a girl a whatever,” replied the currently nameless girl in a double-trebled voice.
“Right, and let’s see… okay, what about Ti-ers?”
“Sounds more like tires to me,” said Barret, shaking his head. The girl gave him a glare.
“Aerfa?” put in Yuffie, scratching out the first name.
“I’m going to be making fart jokes. Just try and stop me,” pointed out Cid helpfully. The girl kicked his shin.
“Well I’m stumped,” said Yuffie, tucking her pencil and pad away into her pants pocket. “Why couldn’t have you two been concentrating on other random packs of monsters instead of this one?”
“Clear shot?” offered the nameless girl. She sighed and got to her feet, dusting her pink dress off. “Look, it’s clear that I’m not going to answer to either Tifa or Aerith so we’ll just find a neutral name and stick with it.”
“Afixith,” supplied Vincent, finally speaking up.
“Out of all of those names,” said Cloud finally, “It’s not too bad.”
“Fine, whatever,” said the new girl. “Anyone have any clue of how long this’ll last?”
“Grandfather may know,” said Nanaki. “That odd crystal has been bundled up and stowed away. He may be able to tell how long this effect will last.”
The girl sighed and said, “Afixith it is.”
With that, the slender frame of Aerith Gainsbrough, her green eyes and long hair walked away along with Tifa Lockheart’s fashion sense, assets, muscle culture and dark hair colour. The odd combination of the two girls intrigued the group, but her temper short, and the rest of the group hung back as she single handily decimated a pack of random monsters.
“Well spike-head, looks like you don’t have to choose after all,” smirked Barret. Cloud could only glare.