Brewfest And Grandma

[drunkenpandaren]

2 things of note this morning.

1) I've been extremely drunk since this morning, around 6am. Why? BREWFEST. It's only natural to wake up and drink a meal of liquid bread.

2) Grandma believes coffee is bad for me and is yelling at me when I get a cup. Clearly she believes in Ellen G White which I don't. I believe the woman was a loony. Clearly I need to stop drinking coffee around her before I, or she, has a frickin stroke.

Like I said to Kelli, "If grandma knew I was drinking coffee AND drunk even in a video game, she'd have a heart attack."

Comments

[shaungarin.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I just, augh. I can't drink a coffee in peace without her trying to force her old fashioned views on me. Oh coffee is bad for you blah blah blah.

[akino-ame.livejournal.com]

At this rate, you might have to take your coffee outside.

Or throw her outside. Whichever works best.

[shaungarin.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I wouldn't mind either or to be fair. D:

It's just driving me up the wall.

[akino-ame.livejournal.com]

And ironically, it's this kind of thing that drives you to drink. Or blow up stuff.

[shaungarin.livejournal.com]

I can only blame Brewfest.

Also, grandma's on my back to look for work today. Um, hello? It's STORMING out there!