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drunkenpandaren ([personal profile] drunkenpandaren) wrote2004-11-07 10:42 am

Drunk people are amusing...

... at their own expense for MY amusement. XD

Went to Dale's party tonight. He's my manager from Panago so anyone who was legal to drink went there from work. It also doubled as a surprise birthday party for Rich who was turing something like 32 or so. Wow, I feel young. ^_^

In any case, drunk people are FUN to mess with. Their emotions are all heightened, they're laughing and pretty much, I can do a few things that involve experimental booze.

Specifically +5 Magic Sake.

Before I went, I picked out a small bottle of Sake that my dad got from his Japanese coworker. Noting the label (all in japanese mind you) I figured that this was the real deal, and was probably as strong as Vodka. So I went and picked up a 700 ML bottle of American Sake. 14 Percent. What do they think people are, lightweights?

I wanted to experiment with some of the better drinkers. At least Lacy was still coherant enough to refuse it early in the night but I DID manage to experiment with Mark (who was notably drunk by the time I got him into the experiment) and Chris (who seemed quite coherant since he was mixing his drink with other stuff NOT alcoholic).

Experiment 101 : The Shot Glass.
Fed Mark 3 shots of Sake. Mind you, it was prepared in the japanese way of placing the bottle in hot water. But I decided to test the It Burns theory and gave him three consecutive doses.

"Wow... Sake is my new best friend," remarked Mark after a while.

Experiment 102 : The Shooter Glass
Fed Mark and Chris two shooters each. Mark seemed unaffected but enjoyed his Sake. Chris was long since used to it.

Experiment 103 : The Mug
Now this one, I didn't get to early enough. Apparently, it wasn't exactly the fullest proof in the place but I wasn't able to find someone brave enough to try the mug. I'm sure Mark would have, but he was currently getting Panda Attacked.

Conclusion : Drunk people are FUN to mess with.

God I love being the sober one in a party of drunkards. ^_^