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drunkenpandaren) wrote2006-09-02 11:08 pm
drunkenpandaren) wrote2006-09-02 11:08 pm
Beware!
Random Ficcery Ahead.
Fear Me!
Written by Shaun Garin
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“It’s a package,” observed Ron as Harry turned the box over and over in his hands. “What do you suppose is in there?”
“Not too sure,” said Harry, rattling the contents a little. “Sounds like there’s something inside. Do you know a checking charm?”
“Nope,” said Ron, shaking his head. “What sort of bloke sends you a indiscriminately labelled package without a return address?”
“I don’t know,” said Harry, brow furrowing.
“Oh for heaven’s sake, Harry,” said Hermione, muttering a few charms. “Looks like it’s clean. Open it up.”
Harry did so. And a transparent blue-glowing form erupted from it. Portly in nature and wearing a ski cap, he proclaimed, “I AM THE BOX GHOST! FEAR ME!”
“…” was offered by all of Hogwarts at the breakfast table, and somewhere, someone palmed his face.
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Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. Danny Phantom is created by Butch Hartman.
Fear Me!
Written by Shaun Garin
====
“It’s a package,” observed Ron as Harry turned the box over and over in his hands. “What do you suppose is in there?”
“Not too sure,” said Harry, rattling the contents a little. “Sounds like there’s something inside. Do you know a checking charm?”
“Nope,” said Ron, shaking his head. “What sort of bloke sends you a indiscriminately labelled package without a return address?”
“I don’t know,” said Harry, brow furrowing.
“Oh for heaven’s sake, Harry,” said Hermione, muttering a few charms. “Looks like it’s clean. Open it up.”
Harry did so. And a transparent blue-glowing form erupted from it. Portly in nature and wearing a ski cap, he proclaimed, “I AM THE BOX GHOST! FEAR ME!”
“…” was offered by all of Hogwarts at the breakfast table, and somewhere, someone palmed his face.
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Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. Danny Phantom is created by Butch Hartman.