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drunkenpandaren) wrote2010-01-25 06:21 pm
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Gift From A Friend - Nanoha/Ben 10 AF Element EU
Gift From A Friend
Written by Shaun Garin
Hayate expected a lot of things to happen in her time ascending the ranks of the TSAB; ferreting out secrets, finding problems here and there, sending friends to pick up lost logia that stubbornly appeared on Earth ALL the time. But nothing as much as her looking up that one day early in the morning to see the damnable smirk on Kevin E. Levin’s face.
“Get out,” said Hayate in a conversational tone.
“Hello yourself,” replied the young man with a grin. Under his arm he carried a large object in a bag. “So I heard you made General.”
“What of it?” replied Hayate tersely.
“Aw c’mon, you’re not still mad at me are you?” he inquired. Hayate’s reply was to fold her arms. “Okay, you’re still mad at me. But hey, that’s what you get for having a one day fling with the second most wanted person in the galaxy.”
“It was NOT a one day fling!” screeched Hayate, and then she realized she was getting bent out of shape. “Just show me what you need Kevin and we’ll call it square.”
“Aw c’mon, this is a house warming present from me to you!” And Kevin plunked the object down, reached into it and placed a jar on her desk.
Hayate recoiled in horror. “What the hell is that?!”
“Like it? It’s tradition amidst the Plumbers to give one to new people. It’s called a Irradiated Fetal Pig.” Kevin smirked widely. “Ben got one from his Grandpa Max when he became the head of the plumbers a couple of months ago.”
“It’s disgusting, get it away!” exclaimed Hayate, clearly revolted.
“Oh come now. I came all this way for your gift and you don’t like it? It’s like a badge of honor!” protested Kevin.
“No I don’t like it, it’s gross and--!” Hayate growled. “How much will it take you to get that thing off my desk?”
“Not much. But a little intel would be nice. Seems that Magica Mundus is starting to prod into the TSAB Devices. And you know how sucky that last incident went.” Replied Kevin.
“The paperwork alone from White Wing…” Hayate groaned. “And if I give you the info we’ve got on the trafficking between our worlds, you’ll get this… this THING out of the way?”
“That’s the deal. Though if you want, I could decompress this nifty little stand and put it in the corner of the room.”
Hayate looked fairly grossed out at the thought. “Done. I’ll send the information asap. Anything ELSE with that? Fries? Drink? A swift kick in the head?”
“Well now that you mention it, there’s a unsecured shipment of Klausian armor I’ve been wanting…”
“DONE. Just get the damn thing in that sack pronto!”
Kevin grinned. “Pleasure doing business with you again madam General.”
“Just GO. Before I take a cue from Nanoha and Starlight Breaker you into the ocean.” Hayate groaned as Kevin grinned, scooped up the jar and headed out. “GO!”
Laughing and ducking a shoe, he skidded into the corner, handed a bewildered Nanoha the wrapped jar and said, “Give this to Hayate.” Before escaping the building to the screech of Hayate Yagami.
Written by Shaun Garin
Hayate expected a lot of things to happen in her time ascending the ranks of the TSAB; ferreting out secrets, finding problems here and there, sending friends to pick up lost logia that stubbornly appeared on Earth ALL the time. But nothing as much as her looking up that one day early in the morning to see the damnable smirk on Kevin E. Levin’s face.
“Get out,” said Hayate in a conversational tone.
“Hello yourself,” replied the young man with a grin. Under his arm he carried a large object in a bag. “So I heard you made General.”
“What of it?” replied Hayate tersely.
“Aw c’mon, you’re not still mad at me are you?” he inquired. Hayate’s reply was to fold her arms. “Okay, you’re still mad at me. But hey, that’s what you get for having a one day fling with the second most wanted person in the galaxy.”
“It was NOT a one day fling!” screeched Hayate, and then she realized she was getting bent out of shape. “Just show me what you need Kevin and we’ll call it square.”
“Aw c’mon, this is a house warming present from me to you!” And Kevin plunked the object down, reached into it and placed a jar on her desk.
Hayate recoiled in horror. “What the hell is that?!”
“Like it? It’s tradition amidst the Plumbers to give one to new people. It’s called a Irradiated Fetal Pig.” Kevin smirked widely. “Ben got one from his Grandpa Max when he became the head of the plumbers a couple of months ago.”
“It’s disgusting, get it away!” exclaimed Hayate, clearly revolted.
“Oh come now. I came all this way for your gift and you don’t like it? It’s like a badge of honor!” protested Kevin.
“No I don’t like it, it’s gross and--!” Hayate growled. “How much will it take you to get that thing off my desk?”
“Not much. But a little intel would be nice. Seems that Magica Mundus is starting to prod into the TSAB Devices. And you know how sucky that last incident went.” Replied Kevin.
“The paperwork alone from White Wing…” Hayate groaned. “And if I give you the info we’ve got on the trafficking between our worlds, you’ll get this… this THING out of the way?”
“That’s the deal. Though if you want, I could decompress this nifty little stand and put it in the corner of the room.”
Hayate looked fairly grossed out at the thought. “Done. I’ll send the information asap. Anything ELSE with that? Fries? Drink? A swift kick in the head?”
“Well now that you mention it, there’s a unsecured shipment of Klausian armor I’ve been wanting…”
“DONE. Just get the damn thing in that sack pronto!”
Kevin grinned. “Pleasure doing business with you again madam General.”
“Just GO. Before I take a cue from Nanoha and Starlight Breaker you into the ocean.” Hayate groaned as Kevin grinned, scooped up the jar and headed out. “GO!”
Laughing and ducking a shoe, he skidded into the corner, handed a bewildered Nanoha the wrapped jar and said, “Give this to Hayate.” Before escaping the building to the screech of Hayate Yagami.